DWARF

a ten billion dollar clothing brand.

crash test dummy in a dwarf hoodie, hood up
dwarf pty ltd est. whenever valuation $10,000,000,000 employees: 1 dummy casualties: 0* made by kids
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standard issue & drops

everything →
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the earth

condition: fair
company asset no. 1

we bought the earth.

the actual one, in 3D. drag it, spin it, click a city to file a demolition request. casualties are tallied. lessons are not learned.

a dwarf-branded toy missile
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the doomsday calculator

batteries included
desk instrument

add it up.

whatever's ending the world this week, punch it in. press equals when you're done.

results are final. the C key clears the display, not your conscience.

doomsday solar
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shot on a dummy

new stuff, occasionally.

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